nike shox and laughing story 036

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A fat wife to her husband: "I'm going to swim. Said, so that you can lose weight." Husband: "That is a lie, you look at the whales."

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I asked my mother: "You want so much potatoes doing?"
My mother said: "eat chant, you forgot you were a kid grab potatoes to eat with the pigs?"
I was shocked, and quickly to stop my mother: "This thing can not tell outsiders say."
My mother was very proud of: "Pasha you? You forget you win?"