His wife before going to sleep, mosquitoes, and immediately sat up and spray toilet water and mosquito does not bite, scratch spray to feet. Her husband said: "Give me a little." Wife stare and said: "You spray, mosquito bite who is going to?"
A pair of once dating for a couple of years, a few years after the encounter. Woman: "I hope you hurry to get married, give birth to a daughter, I called my son to catch your daughter, we climbed a relatives' men:" your son's mother refused the father of my daughter, my daughter's father How can promise you son's mother too!"
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