Sergeant new style to his soldiers, James was very angry. Sergeant: "I simply could not understand people like you how entering into the army I'm sure you do not distinguish the two objects of the front of the open land, which is a tank, which is a cow?" "I allowed to distinguish Mr. sergeant." James said confidently, "this is a cow, a tank." then he hesitated for a moment, then added: "sergeant, Mr., or I should, in turn, which is a tank, it is a cow. "
2012年4月27日星期五
"No, no, if one day blowing north wind,
There are a couple looking for one to eat or drink to the house as a teacher. Was told that they: "There is a gentleman, every day rely on the 'eat' point southerly able to survive the husband to hear, very happy, ready to please the only" eat "the South Wind. But his wife does not agree: "No, no, if one day blowing north wind, the man brought him ought to eat?"
"Only such attention to a little bit of savings, days to get well."
There was once a couple, very live, the strange thing is, his day has been bad. Night lighting when the wife does not accidentally lost a match on the ground, her husband heard, very distressed, and hurriedly called his wife to find the row matches Montreal. A result, a box of matches draw light, and Flanagan match to find out he is very confident that the lessons wife said: "Only such attention to a little bit of savings, days to get well."
softly point, do not let others hear. "
Husband to tell his wife he's glad things: "Today really lucky, I bought a lock, and asked the clerk how much money, he said. I paid the money to open a look inside there are two keys, but he forgotI received the key money. "his wife a very happy, quickly said:" softly point, do not let others hear. "
sometimes reluctantly into sleep . "
Some that there is no hobby, the only favorite thing to accompany my wife to sleep. So, my friends saw his wife, to congratulate her husband, such a standard really happy. But had the wife's hobby is like to watch movies, so when a friend mentioned her husband's things, she thought she refers to the movies. She said harshly: "Ouch! Happiness at all, you do not know ah! Do this, every time I find him, and often to the door do not go in, sometimes reluctantly into sleep . "
Spend an hour telling jokes to coax his wife laugh. ...
Today, Saturday, at home playing chess, only won his wife of five. There is no dinner to eat. Today, Sunday, at home playing chess, even lost his wife of five. The wife gave me stew to eat. Today, Saturday, and his wife agreed I won the two Councils to lose three innings. Then wife and I play chess today, his wife asked me if I love her, and immediately replied that. The wife asked me if I considered it carefully, replied that: the total answer used to it, did not consider. There is no dinner to eat. Today to consider a half-day replied that I love his wife. There is no dinner to eat. Today refused to answer whether the love of his wife. There is no dinner to eat. Today dinner comments Mrs. cooking craft. Wash the dishes after dinner fined. The wife today told a joke, I did not laugh. Spend an hour telling jokes to coax his wife laugh. ...
then top with a great scarlet letter that read: sitting on top.
When our junior high school principal received a pot of cactus, I asked him if he sent not his wife. He replied, and explained that they had a big fight, she might have this sent to apologize. He let me put the words on the card read to him, then top with a great scarlet letter that read: sitting on top.
"I hope you will keep his promise, I will give you later paid $ 100,000."
The millionaire's wife suddenly received a threatening letter, saying that within three days send $ 50,000 to the designated locations, the assassination of her husband. Mrs. quickly in an envelope sent to that place, the robbers opened the letter and saw no money, only a note: "I hope you will keep his promise, I will give you later paid $ 100,000."
I gave him a pair of 40 yards
Small forget the logistics department in the factory when the Minister, for which his wife often taught him: 'If the factory manager to be a towel, you give him two, so, you know? 'One day, Amy excitedly back, said to his wife: Head of a pair of shoes of 38 yards, I gave him a pair of 40 yards.
So they happily went home. ...
There are a newly married couple, the woman you want a pet, have proposed a watchdog, kill two birds with one stone. The husband went to a dog city. "Hey! Sell a dog, I led a watchdog." Buy a dog it is offering a one only have two hands puppy. The husband said: "This is the watchdog?" To sell the dog, said: "Do not underestimate this dog, this dog will karate." What! "Angry husband. "You do not believe in doing the demonstration, I'll give you." To sell the dog. And then sell the dog to her dog: karate, karate, chair instant chair dog torn to pieces. The husband and saw a large amount of money to buy a dog. So they happily went home. ...
"Go to your penis raised again to her husband's face.
A newly married couple have sex for the first time, just do half and very angry wife down from the bed. To Chufang a handful of rice, Caesar said, "Go to your penis raised again to her husband's face.
which do not anxious. "
Said the couple drove on the way home at night, said to "work" at home can be no cap, her husband said you go to buy! Wife said, Well! To the door his wife out of the car, waited for long will see her husband in the car, the husband in the car shouting "hurry up" his wife front of the shop assistant said, "you a little faster in the car, which do not anxious. "
this child to wear raincoats, and also a cane.
Married individuals, night and daughter sex, also wearing glasses, use condoms, done after the condom fell to the inside with glasses leg to hook accidentally put the glasses leg fell into it. October after the birth of children, they see not: this child to wear raincoats, and also a cane.
"how a person can be tripped on a stone twice?
wife asked her husband: "If you give a wife the opportunity is re-select, you will choose me?" My husband shook his head and said: "how a person can be tripped on a stone twice?
fast! off his clothes and pose, to my wife.
Day a female model, as usual, go painters there when the mannequin. Just where you want to take off his clothes, the artist said to her: I have no inspiration today do not want to draw, we have a cup of coffee non-chat will be days. "So theya cup of coffee to chat. drink half, suddenly outside came the sound of footsteps, painter busy up on the female models: fast! off his clothes and pose, to my wife. "
I vowed to work against her
Have been the feelings of an elderly couple is not very good; they vowed to work against a pouring rain, his wife out to buy food, cross the bridge when suddenly a flood washed away the old woman, old man saw a sudden jumpinto the water, but travel to the above, a person sees and asked you how not to save your wife / / / / the old man said, I vowed to work against her
obviously you want me to Chengsi.
Play a young couple to the original forest feel to the depths of the forest. Suddenly a tall savage in their face, the two men turned and ran. Savage scare: rerun put you eat. Small husband and wife begging, we are a loving couple, let us ---- Savage said I'll give you a test, if you really affectionate and I will let you. You pull a profile feces, respectively, and eat each other, feces, and even affectionate. Small husband and wife to do so, but also to release them. The way back to his wife to her husband that you do not love my husband did not understand, ask why? The wife said, you have to love me is why a lot of pull points, obviously you want me to Chengsi.
married men than never married men and longevitymen who want to die
The men are willing to pay two dollars in the value of a dollar and he wanted a woman willing to pay a dollar value of money, but not what she wanted women look forward to marriage, he will change, but he will not men look forward toafter getting married, she will not change, but she would a woman have been worried about the future until she found her husband a man never worries about the coming days, until he found his wife end up with marriage but married men than never married men and longevitymen who want to die
2012年4月24日星期二
"mop at home and forgot to buy."
National Day, the wife to do a trendy hair style, prettily to her husband, said: "My dear, how my hair, this dress there is not what you think?" The wife of this count on the husband would say like a star as beautiful asa good boast some did not expect her husband a racking our brains, said: "mop at home and forgot to buy."
Miser man
Women miser man shouted: "simply by this miser of you together is enough, you gave me the necklace, take it!" The man took the necklace Hand, said: "box?
Young wife in a wedding a week later started to complain about her husband
Young wife in a wedding a week later started to complain about her husband: "You people really high - maintenance! To eat I do Beans sub relish Monday, Tuesday, you said that I cooked yesterday also delicious, Wednesday, yousaid the cook is not two days before the taste, Thursday, I cook the beans you say so terrible, and Friday you should never eat beans I do sub it! "
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His wife before going to sleep
His wife before going to sleep, mosquitoes, and immediately sat up and spray toilet water and mosquito does not bite, scratch spray to feet. Her husband said: "Give me a little." Wife stare and said: "You spray, mosquito bite who is going to?"
A pair of once dating for a couple of years, a few years after the encounter. Woman: "I hope you hurry to get married, give birth to a daughter, I called my son to catch your daughter, we climbed a relatives' men:" your son's mother refused the father of my daughter, my daughter's father How can promise you son's mother too!"
A pair of once dating for a couple of years, a few years after the encounter. Woman: "I hope you hurry to get married, give birth to a daughter, I called my son to catch your daughter, we climbed a relatives' men:" your son's mother refused the father of my daughter, my daughter's father How can promise you son's mother too!"
"do a woman's man is hard plus hard!"
Day to give her husband complained about how hard it is to do a woman. The husband said heavily: "Oh, life is difficult to do a woman more difficult!" Happiness is not enough time to appear on the face, he went on to say: "do a woman's man is hard plus hard!"
This yarn is not strong?
Husband: "I said, this yarn is not strong?" When the salesman's wife: "You do not have eyes, not for myself!" Husband: "This is how?" His wife: "Ah, forget I thoughtI go to work! "
Live and you like to start a company.
Recently my wife very nagging.One day just to lie down, accompanied by his wife's nagging wife is suddenly forced to shook said to me: "how do you not look at the windows and doors, gas, lights off not to sleep?" I angrily shouted: "Do not worry,in addition to your chatterbox, the customs are closed! "4, the evening chatting, my wife said:" live and you like to start a company. "my wife asked with interest:" like Sha companies? "I said:"First Love is a flower company, dating is a catering company, now a domestic company."
You really like my wife !
Semi-drunk alcoholic faint and went behind a Meifu roll up her arm: "dance." Mei Fu, a back, he quickly said: "Sorry, wrong person, you really like my wife. "Mei Fu angry and said:" at a glance you is a typical incompetent husband. "drunkard surprised and said:" you can not even talk tone, like my wife. "
An old man is an alcoholic,
An old man is an alcoholic, because the sick, the doctor would not let him drink. His wife would like to doctor's advice, let him faceless wine, but he do everything possible to find a drink. One day, his ankle ankle. The doctor asked to wipe the wine, and his wife bought him a bottle of wine to let him rub. The next day, He also assured his wife to be wine. The wife asked: "Yesterday, the bottle of it?" He said: "drink." "Let you wipe your feet, how to drink it?" I think topical is better taken orally."
2012年4月23日星期一
This mistress really ugly.....
I female, father hurt me. Once father took me to buy sportswear, fancy a set of more than eight hundred. Dad said: like what color to buy. Finally bought three. Credit card, go out, I heard a weak voice of a vending MM came: This mistress really ugly.....
Nima, he splashed with hot water
A man to Yunnan, and happened to encounter the Songkran. Holiday the day we play is the rise of a sudden, the man shouted: Which animal water splashed me! The tour guide explained immediately: This is the festival customs. The man immediately scolded: Nima, he splashed with hot water.
One day Xiao Ming came to his future wife's mother came to visit
One day Xiao Ming came to his future wife's mother came to visit. The wife's mother: "you just sit, dishes will be OK!" Then the kitchen was busy, then the living room only tense and wife's mother raised the dog white. Suddenly, Xiao Ming found himself in the stomach pain up, he thought: No! I have to hold back! But he could not bear it, Poof! He put an invincible smelly, loud fart, he thought to himself: This is under the dead, will be driven out! I did not expect the wife's mother just shouted out: "White!" Xiao Ming So rest assured that want: Fortunately, there are white when my scapegoat. Then he could not help but put two ass, wife's mother is still shouting: "white" when he put 3 ass, you see the wife's mother rushed out and cursed: "white you have to wait until Xiusi only to run is not!
2012年4月22日星期日
Chicken in swimming, I am in it to see the clothes
A small sneak a chicken plucking in the river. See the police come hurriedly chicken thrown into the river and explained: "It's chicken in swimming, I am in it to see the clothes."
Valentine to his girlfriend how much was spent?
I posted "Valentine to his girlfriend how much was spent? Kind of come in the sun sun!" The landlord said: I spent 5 2000 Bought her a coat of a taycoo eighteen hundred! A bottle of Dior perfume 500, plus eat flowers to buy small gifts, a total of two thousand Wu Bai ocean! You? Reply: We did not catch up with the Valentine's Day ~ ~ She came to me late at night. She wore the one taycoo jacket (she bought in 1800 and asked me if I look good do not)! Spray of Dior perfume is said to be more than five hundred, with a lot of small gifts ... I see she is quite happy ~ ~ So dig a 198 room rate.
The cost is too high!
Dinner, rocket scientist to disclose: "Recently, we have put a few rats to Mars. Voice hardly ever, a beautiful woman interrupted:" This rodent, the cost is too high! "
Damn, I is the Peas
A reporter to interview 100 penguins in the Antarctic! Ask these Penguins day doing! First said: "eat, sleep, play Peas" The second said: "eat, sleep, play Peas" has been asked 99 asked 100 said: "eat, sleep." Reporter asked: "how do you not fight Peas?" Penguins said: "Damn, I is the Peas."
Exported to pay attention to packaging
The woman has a child, a daughter, but she only buy new clothes for his daughter and her son to wear the old. Some people laugh at her eccentric, she explained: "Exported to pay attention to packaging."
The commander ordered everyone to go across the mountains reported late ...
The commander ordered everyone to go across the mountains reported late ... the first person, he said: the report of captain I ride a bike, bad bike, I changed the car, bad car, I rode, the horse is dead, I walk! The second person was late, he said: report of the captain! I ride a bike, bad bike, I changed the car, bad car, I rode, the horse is dead, I walk! The third person was late, added: report of the captain! I ride a bike, bad bike, I changed the car, bad car, I rode, the horse is dead, I walk! The fourth person to report captain, he said: I ride a bike, bad bike, I changed the car ... not finished, the commander loud: "Do not tell me the car broke down and you ride their horse you came fourth late: report captain! Not a dead horse on the road too much, the car, but to ...
Yao Ming and the CET
Yao Ming said fluent English, still can not escape the bitter forced to CET4 or 6. Four on the test, the big hands suddenly clap your deep voice: "Well, schoolmates, lend me a copy copy, introduce you and Kobe understanding ..."
2012年4月19日星期四
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The son asked his father: "When our family can get rich?" The father toward the house Li Nunu mouth and says loudly: "That to jewelers, clothing stores are closed down." Mother try new clothes in the back room, heard the remark,son said: "Do not listen to your dad, our family want to get rich, unless the cigarette factory, distillery closed down the whole!"
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Was asked to Mary: "I heard your husband to engage in acrobatics?" Mary replied: "Yes." The man then asked: "how dangerous, in case of fall from the sky, how to do?" Mary said: "insurance rope? "in case it is broken?" Mary leans his ear side, and whispered: "Upon my honor you, I also well prepared."
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Was asked to Mary: "I heard your husband to engage in acrobatics?" Mary replied: "Yes." The man then asked: "how dangerous, in case of fall from the sky, how to do?" Mary said: "insurance rope? "in case it is broken?" Mary leans his ear side, and whispered: "Upon my honor you, I also well prepared."
nike shox and laughing story 136
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Pig came to Gao Village. High old man, has long been placed under the feast, inviting friends, Jie Feng for the son-in-law. Pig drunk by the people helped back to the house. When he first entered the house, but heard the door somebody to talk to. "High old, you monster son so ugly, you move back? Not ask you?" High old man said: "Now the family raised pigs, top upstart ah."
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An old man came to the pharmacy, the man said: "Give me a laxative." Buddy handed him the laxative. Effectiveness of fast? "The old man asked. Express! You see opposite latrine, just fifty paces from here, as long as you dose of medicine, one went to the latrine, some effective! "After a while, the old man frown back. The man asked: "Would you like an old man?" "No, I have come to tell you, from the latrine distance less estimated two-step!"
nike shox and laughing story 134
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Mary point in the lunch of a fried egg. Her hostess said: "protein to be fully cooked but the yolk to the whole life, but also must be able to flow. Do not use too much oil to fry, add a little pepper, and put less salt. Of particular note is the country happy hen eggs. waitress very gently said, "Excuse me, that the name of the hen's called Jenny, is not fit your mind?"
nike shox and laughing story 133
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A bar is open door in the football field, regardless of the field to win the lost, with a total audience of fans to this swill, or add to the fun, or pouring worry. May one day end of the game, no one to drink, the waiter asked the boss this is how? Boss exclaimed: "Oh... Draw with!"
nike shox and laughing story 132
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In a small mountain village, an old man celebrating his hundredth birthday. The television reporter asked him the secret of longevity is what old people: "I am afraid that too three days to tell you now I'm negotiations and two advertising agencies: a mineral water, another beer. "
nike shox and laughing story 131
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There is a leadership school, you want to look at the history of science well or not. Find a student, had an idea to test him: "Metrical who is burning?" Students scared half to death as he says "I did not burn. The leadership of anger to the principal, the principal actually said: "Our moral education should be no problem, he said he did not burn, should not he burn."
nike shox and laughing story 130
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A rich man walked into a restaurant and saw a farmer to eat a cheap fried rice, it is looked down on, feelings, and these people together to eat the loss of face. So he said: "my pet rabbit to a salad, give me a steak." Also called the 10 copies of fried rice to the beggars outside to eat. Having also looked to the farmers there. Then the big brother of our farmers finally is directed at him and he said: "Give my dog a steak. Give me an eating salad rabbit."
nike shox and laughing story 129
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A woman opened the door and saw the door of a tramp, and they loudly: "Hey, dare Get out, you want to roll, I'll Qu Han my husband!" Tramp: "I think your husband was not at home"Woman:" Why? "tramp:" because your husband comes home to find a woman like you just to eat! "
nike shox and laughing story 128
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Individuals, leaving the guests to eat at home, some of the dishes are tofu on the table. Owner while eating side of the guests said: "tofu is like my life, I think any other dish, the taste is not as good as it is." After a few days the guests back to ask him to. Guests remember In particular, he likes to eat tofu, then add meat and fish, tofu, but the meal, the man was designed to rely on big fish, big meat, and tofu, but have courage not to touch. Guests is very strange, and asked him: "did you not say 'tofu is your life' you? You today how a tofu do not eat it?" The man said: "Tofu is my life, I met with fish ah meat, even life and do not! "
nike shox and laughing story 127
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A women feel stupid, so look for a doctor hoping to get smarter medicine, the doctor received 5000 yuan give the drug to her. After three weeks, the women came back and said the drug does not work, the doctor who immediately double the dosage. A month later, the women came back the doctor said: "Doctor, I always feel cheated, there is no effect in your medicine!" Doctor: "how did not effect you do not become smart?"
nike shox and laughing story 126
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I have money, do not know how to spend, buy shoes, I jokingly said to the waiter: "skin?" Angry waiter, said: "Sick? Ghosts skin to?" Later, I spent a thousand dollars to buy a pair of back to look for people to see, the devil's skin!
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mac five hours of no electricity, the iPhone no electricity half-day, one day the iPad is also no electricity, only boyfriend one charge enough for a long time, but also to accompany eat accompany drinking accompany shopping sell Meng amused to help credit card to singdancing when the driver and other intelligent functions ~ apple, donkey license, Armani , what do! The real luxury is a rich and easy to use boyfriend.
nike shox and laughing story 124
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The passengers on the train looked playing with the phone.Gradually part of the passengers put down the phone, look out the window of melancholy: This is the iPhone users, the phone battery died. After a few stops, another part of the passengers put down the phone, melancholy look out the window: This is the Android users, the second battery run out. Thunder car suddenly stopped, and some of the passengers raised the Nokia broke down the windows, they might be saved ...
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A foreigner to own iPhone4 tied in their own cats, turn the camera on. The cat's perspective, the camera shot the cat a full day of activities. A very interesting to see the video shot by the Chinese people, so the iPhone4 tied to the cats. Results iPhone4, the cat did not.
nike shox and laughing story 122
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To find a girlfriend is like buying the iPhone: must be scheduled in the university, in order to get them the goods. Then go to work for you, not out of stock, is demanding the high price. Finally only two roads, or to buy the cottage, or buy second-hand. Wait for you a thousand million, etc., to finally buy IPHONE4 time, it means IPHONE5 already out. What you get is the unwanted woman left.
nike shox and laughing story 121
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The days go to a restaurant for dinner, check out after scraping invoices found in the $ 50 prize. When you find the attendant Duijiang, the waiter looking weird whisper said: "false invoices prize?"
nike shox and laughing story 120
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Day at noon, on the road, the old Liu coincided Zhang, quickly say hello and hand corner of the money from his pocket and handed it to Mr. Chang. Old Liu said: "Mr. Chang, the day before yesterday by a dime, until recently returned to you." Zhang said: "Well, a dime, but also Han!" "To also have to repay!" Old Liu literally a dime stuffed Zhang hands. Zhang had to accept, saying: "Do you really want to also, I blunt, a while back, I circle out of this account!"
Day at noon, on the road, the old Liu coincided Zhang, quickly say hello and hand corner of the money from his pocket and handed it to Mr. Chang. Old Liu said: "Mr. Chang, the day before yesterday by a dime, until recently returned to you." Zhang said: "Well, a dime, but also Han!" "To also have to repay!" Old Liu literally a dime stuffed Zhang hands. Zhang had to accept, saying: "Do you really want to also, I blunt, a while back, I circle out of this account!"
nike shox and laughing story 119
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One day, a fire, the father and mother are to escape, only one son still inside. Mother was very nervous outside the house shouted: "My son ..... you doing .... fire is not out ..." The son replied: "I wear socks A ..... "Mom said, have a fire what socks to wear ...." five minutes later, his son has not come out ... Mama tense shouting, "My son, in the end you doing? quick ~ fire, but also to stay inside ..... "said the son," my socks off a ........
nike shox and laughing story 118
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Pol.ice interrogation and a Russian daughter.
"You in the end, and a few men, had a relationship?"
"7-8"
Confessed in the end are a few? "
In the end ... the end did not. "
nike shox and laughing story 117
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Arts and crafts store counter to come to a pair of fashionable young men and women.
"My dear, buy a plaster on our new home on the dresser okay?" Girl, pointing to Venus like to say.
Guy down the girl's hand, looked at the shelves, said: "Here are all broken arm defective! We on the other places to look good no.
The salespersons one ineffectively laugh.
The girl saw it, and gently touched the boy's elbow, and whispered: "silly, others are a joke you do not buy cheap substandard goods, chosen to buy expensive!"
nike shox and laughing story 116
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22:00, blocking the road, a red BMW saw in front of me down a gorgeous chick hand a large bag to all snacks, began to owners to sell food, I'm hungry too, bought aa bag of chips, and asked the reason, the answer: nothing, a person could eat in the car, change the point of congestion charge!
nike shox and laughing story 115
From : nike shox
Individual test titles, always pass the test. Hou, whenever he looked in the mirror, he always said fiercely: "day you hold me in, I hold your day out!"
nike shox and laughing story 114
From: nike shox
When a woman says no clothes to wear, what she meant is not "new" clothes to wear;
When a man says no clothes to wear when he meant "clean" clothes to wear.
nike shox and laughing story 113
From: nike shox
SGX a girlfriend asked me: "Your mother and I off the water, you save somebody else?"
I said: "I let my mom to save you, she was a child in the Yangtze River tour two round-trip."
His girlfriend and some unhappy, said: "Why are you no less than to save me?"
I said: "If I were down, you have no saved because I can not swim, my mother certainly save me."
nike shox and laughing story 112
From: nike shox
Gifts should be of small size, value, and can in the stairs to meet an acquaintance at any time the kind of hidden. Such a gift is like the U.S. B2 stealth bombers, not only invisiblebut also bombing.
2012年4月18日星期三
nike shox and laughing story 111
From: nike shox
In the corridor yesterday heard a girl call: "In the beginning you take me for oxygen Later, when the air, and then later when the carbon dioxide is now when carbon monoxide, what do you mean!"
nike shox and laughing story 110
From: nike shox
The school gate to open a sesame seed stands, fat frequented. Day at noon, the school break time biscuits share of students around full. Fat one, anxious, immediately fork to the back of people say that fat quality, fat back: "Ye have a membership card!
nike shox and laughing story 109
From: nike shox
The little boy asked his mother said "Mom How old are you?" The mother said, "ask a lady her age is impolite to" the little boy asked her mother said, "Mom your height how much?" Mom says that "ask a ladythe height is also impolite boy then asked her mother said, "the mother that you weight?" Mom finally angry, said "ask a lady her age weight and height are impolite hope you do not ask"day boy proudly told his mother said, "You do not say I know you New Year's Eve-year-old gold to your height five feet three inches you weigh 148 pounds" did not give a mother to say "how do you know?"the little boys said I looked at your driver's license, I also know why the father has an affair, "Mom this time even more surprised ..
nike shox and laughing story 108
From: nike shox
Girlfriend, light hand touch her boyfriend "stuff" and asked: "What is this?" "This is a capital thing! Touch his girlfriend's boyfriend proud answer," there ", asked:" What is this?"This is the shop!" girlfriend answer. "Well, capital and shops .... So, you shop lent me, we work together to do business?" The two men discussed, and finally opened, and work around the clock. Finally one day, her boyfriend exhausted, said: "Hey! Do not do that, I've got more and more small, but your store is to open talks about the greater."
nike shox and laughing story 107
From: nike shox
One day Joe Smith ran into grimaces of John Doe Zhang Sanji sake of long-time friend and asked: "how??" John Doe Distressed said: "Last night my wife and I to finish the file after, I stumbled Hoo Hoo 3 1000 helped myself to her .............. "seating comfort John Doe said:" Well ........ toowed nothing to the man on it! "John Doe did not feed and then cried:" But she actually dig to find Wu Bai to me ........... "Joe Smith:" .................. "
nike shox and laughing story 106
From: nike shox
An old woman feeding a pair of parrot companion, but she do not know which branch is male? Which is the female? So he called to ask for advice to the veterinarian. The veterinarian suggested: "As long as you look at their mating behavior, riding in the above male. Then, you mark in the male body, not confused. The next morning, she followed the instructions of the veterinarian when the parrot mating, the male parrot's neck was put a white tape to show the difference. In the afternoon, the pastor of the church before our guest, when the parrot saw the white priest robes, he shouted: "Oh! I know you did a good thing, see you are also marked. "
nike shox and laughing story 105
From: nike shox
Man to visit for a long time did not meet a couple friends, night live-down, and the couple were sleeping in one. A man with a passion unbearable lady, taking advantage of her husband asleep, even make love to the side. Blowing hot and cold whenever the two men to pull her husband a leg hair, to determine whether he is sleeping five, the husband angrily got up and said: "You and my wife how to engage in does not matter! But please do not pull my legs and take notes. "
nike shox and laughing story 104
From: nike shox
There are a newly married couple in the morning her husband to go to work, out in front of his wife asked her husband: "Today after work dinner to eat and even archery? "My husband wife ear and said softly:" eat you! "Then they go out to go to work. Evening her husband came home from work, opened the door I see my wife naked in the living room to run, her husband did not understand asked: "my wife are you doing? "I hot! "
2012年4月17日星期二
nike shox and laughing story 103
From: nike shox
There was a man all day thinking about how to fool his wife, eat well, sleep rely on feel, but also do not do things. Finally one day whim, and then said to his wife, you do not know, do men hard my things and between the legs, it is the action can be uncomfortable, you do not believe in the middle of your legs and tied one, said thallium try , a woman, in order to confirm that really the case, it is tied at the crotch, said thallium, less than half the legs really mobility, pain, pain, the woman said sincerely, or a man is difficult.
nike shox and laughing story 102
From: nike shox
"I finally pet dogs from my house would only regain his wife's heart!" Oh?! Your wife is not love a dog mad? You how to do so? "Is actually very simple, I just do my wife carefullydogs do not want to eat dog food, but I was eaten with relish. "
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2012年4月16日星期一
nike shox and laughing story 101
From: nike shox
Nurse College mid-term exam, the subject of a choice papers: the structure of the male reproductive organs is, meat; 2 bones; cavernosum. A result, female students to choose two, bones.Teacher got angry and scolded her and said: "I never thought that not even the male basic genital structure are selected wrong" but I is not based on theory but the test of practice it! "Female students chicanery Road
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2012年4月14日星期六
nike shox and laughing story 100
From: nike shox
And his wife water and soil. Guangzhao Guangzhao she suddenly shouted: "You're a bad person how lazy to this extent!" I really almost fell from the shopping cart she was pushing!
nike shox and laughing story 099
From: nike shox
My wife and I married for several years, she was resolute not to have children! We have been TT contraception, and now has stabilized, I want a child, his wife said to wait. So I sneak all the TT all tie holes, the wife does not know. Before long, the wife really pregnant, I deliberately pretended did not know, asked his wife Editor's Note. The unexpected happened! Wife tearfully confessed to me, my head was on the Green!
2012年4月13日星期五
nike shox and laughing story 098
From: nike shox
Small, each brother riding a bicycle with my next steep, washed down at great speed, I was always frightened and closed his eyes do not speak out, afraid he might see that I was timid and does not take me out. Few days ago, two brothers, after the same car there, I told him at the scene, the brother said: "What? Your eyes closed?"
nike shox and laughing story 097
From: nike shox
Someone loves mischief. Day see an old man come catch a donkey, shouted: "hey, eat it?" The old man see no one around, it should be that "eaten." Who would have thought the man smirking I asked the donkey. "an insult to the elderly by very angry; calm down and played two ears cursed toward the donkey:" You mix things, you said you do not have relatives? your relatives should you eat , see you later nonsense. "
nike shox and laughing story 096
From: nike shox
Trip to Kentucky to the toilet, the toilet is the kind of hand pressure, was finished is going to flush and found that valve read the words: "Beware of soft reduction, that press pressure on both sides of the valve to close"Do not bad." I thought the red water also washed out? KFC stingy it. The results of a press ... "puff -----" Spray me a leg feces! I discovered turned out that the words due to the station on my side to the other side.
nike shox and laughing story 095
From: nike shox
The two missionaries were a cannibal tribe in Africa caught, stripped naked on the large pot, one filled with water, the following burning flames. After a while, one of the missionaries burst out laughing. Another missionary could not believe this time really, asked: "What 's the matter with you? We are to be cooked alive, you actually laugh Germany out!" The missionary replied: "I just sprinkle in soup a urine ah.
nike shox and laughing story 094
From: nike shox
Person after the death of hell, the devil took him to pick the cell. The first group of men and women to be soaked in boiling water, all of them were raw. A death never enter. Less than that to go in the second Ye Hao, inside people are the separation of the beast bite the heads and feet, A is also refused. Came to the third group of people drink tea, soak in the deep waist of septic tanks and A feel can also be accepted, on the inside. Soon the devil came in to announce: "Ladies and gentlemen the end of the afternoon tea time restore the inverted position."
nike shox and laughing story 093
From: nike shox
A new waiter came to a hotel to work, Mr. Lin Deman has always been in that hotel for lunch. On the first day, Mr. Lin Deman The waiter was very angry. "Mr. waiter," he cried, "you put your thumb into his soup!" "Never mind, sir!" The waiter explained, "This soup is not hot."
nike shox and laughing story 092
From: nike shox
Individuals to bring a friend to visit his grandmother. When he and grandmother spoke, his friend starts eating the coffee table peanuts, peanuts are eaten. When they left, his friends said to grandmother: "Thank you for peanuts" Grandma response, said: "Oh! Ah! Alas! Since my teeth fall out, I can only siphoning off the outer layer of chocolate. Old , Keke.
nike shox and laughing story 091
From: nike shox
A lifeguard protest to visitors: I have been noticing you for three days, Mr. Wang, you can not urinate in the pool. Mr. Wang: Everybody in the pool urine. Lifeguards: Yes sir, but only if you stand on the springboardurine ......
nike shox and laughing story 090
From: nike shox
(Takeoff, the roar of a great, flight attendants A stewardess B, in first class and chat ...) flight attendant A: "Look, that visitors of the nose exposed, I" stewardess B: "can not hear you say?" Flight attendantsa aloud to repeat again, the results of the stewardess B is still shaking his head to indicate not hear. At this time, the traveler came over, to conspire stewardess B ear, said: "Miss, she said that my nose exposed to!"
nike shox and laughing story 089
From: nike shox
"Mom and Dad, you said that thing," his son's expression is very serious, "I is and Xiaolei not the buddy, in fact, is a lover." "Really?" Well, we are really in love. "" I askedyou, you two who is the active role? "dad!" fast! "... is he." "darn!" My father scolded. Mother smiled to his father to lend a hand "one thousand, you lose! I said, we son by it!"
nike shox and laughing story 087
From: nike shox
"I'm back." He put down his bag, she sat on the sofa, has always been elegant. Hard, "he seen her say her bright eyes, and she was born that day will not be able to speak. "There you enough." He took her hand and kissed her flushed face. "Today, what to eat? Noodles it." He hug hug her heart gentle enough: "Good, I went to eat noodles, finished surface to give you inflated!
nike shox and laughing story 086
From: nike shox
80 after the boy can not afford housing, and 80 girls to marry 40-year-old man. 80 men rich, 40-year-old to marry 20-year-old girl. And finally 40 years old, looking for a 20-year-old girlfriend. To her house, the door was when my first girlfriend ... girlfriend cry mother. Her mother saw the boy her daughter and pulled Lot into the house: you can not be together, he is your own father! Daughter: I have his flesh and blood ... 60-year-old girl's father saw her boyfriend, and whispered: son you hanging?
nike shox and laughing story 085
From: nike shox
Dumb born tone deaf, but likes to sing. Vocalization in the backyard and hit a treble, then struggling to want to sing up. At this time, his grandfather in the front yard, said: "age children bad eyes, light to hear crows, he just take a look at the seen." Dumb mother said: "Dad, you made a mistake, where these crows! Today, next door to the guests, estimated to be in the slaughter of chickens! "
nike shox and laughing story 084
From: nike shox
Aunt: "Last seen in your home a kitten, it is now what?"
Xiao Ming: "Do not you know?"
Auntie: "it is dead?"
Xiao Ming: "no." "You send itto a friend? "no." "Well, I do not understand it now What 's the matter?"
Xiao Ming: "it has grown cat."
nike shox and laughing story 083
From： nike shox
Once upon a time there was a landlord, specifically selected a to love Zhanxiaopianyi when errands, really shaved a lot of money for him. One day, the landlord young master fell into the well and drowned. The landlord had called to run errands to the coffin. Errands to take advantage of Guancai Pu bosses do not pay attention, in large coffin in the village hidden in a small coffin brought back. Landlord to see angry and cursed: "to get the two coffins doing?" To run errands and quickly said: "useful, useful large installed young master, that load small little master!"
2012年4月12日星期四
nike shox and laughing story 082
From: nike shox
W: Do you face how.
M: I play.
W: how it was.
M: Yesterday some people say like you, my face swollen, said to him, you kiss.
W: What did he say.
M: he said, forget it, If any, is not every day looking for the sting.
nike shox and laughing story 081
From: nike shox
Avalokitesvara, Venus said: "pro, we bet it ~" Venus said: "Well ~ ~ lost how to do?" Goddess of Mercy said: "lost by the other slapping Well ~". . .
nike shox and laughing story 080
From: nike shox
Robber: Get out safe password out! Do not kill you! Female Clerk: I do not say! You spoil me I do not say! Robber looked up and down her: you Xiangde Mei!
nike shox and laughing story 079
From: nike shox
The family sat a newly bought car out for a drive, and suddenly the car is not moving, the family braved the scorching sun straining cart, pushing a full two hours. The husband stopped and said: "am I to understand that motor vehicle dealers, then what is the meaning of" wife side of the wipe she asked: "He said what? '" He said this car is very fuel efficient. "
nike shox and laughing story 078
From: nike shox
The traffickers Zhang met on the train a beauty. Zhang proposed that the next train, go to a village in Shanxi Province to experience the joy, beauty shyly agreed. Home of the village need to buy a wife, this beauty can better price, Zhang was flattered. Surprisingly, after arrival, Zhang has been a few strong men pulled into a black coal mine, turned out that he was beautiful sold here drudge ...
nike shox and laughing story 077
From: nike shox
Three months ago, the unit transferred to a little girl, beautiful and do not say, and all day long phone calls, one to see is a bunch of chasing the kind of unit of men surrounded her a bunch of. I also quite seductive, say distinctive Yanqingxiaoyue bubble drama man in order to attract the favored sister ~ so I was the only hard-simmering did not speak spike to her. Each time the cold face of her. Going to work that day, the little girl, could not see looked no one ran over to me said something I will never forget the words - she said: "yellow brother, do not blame the young girl I loose tongue, if you physiological sick to happen early treatment
nike shox and laughing story 076
From: nike shox
Relinquish strengths: the perfume is gone! Fast helping you look ah! Everyone: Do you use perfume? ? Sha brand? ? Relinquish strengths: SIX of GOD, I just use that. All: Niubi ah, never heard of Sha Yangzi's? Relinquish strengths: six God toilet water, you who took that?
nike shox and laughing story 075
From: nike shox
Ten years later, we inadvertently meet again, she whispered to me: "Over the years a good time? Her Hello you." I am very sad, said: "I'm not married, has been waiting for you." Shethe eyes were red, red, said: "19:00 to hotel to find me." Tanabata night, the month like a hook, I bring flowers, half an hour earlier came to the hotel, she welcome me in, beckoned me to sit down, faint and askedsaid: "You have heard of Amway?" ...
nike shox and laughing story 074
From: nike shox
The grocer said to his wife: "Today you do not go shopping to the grocery store to open next to Pharaoh and his wife did not understand:" Honey, why is that? "Her husband said:" Today, he from mescales by walking. "
nike shox and laughing story 073
From: nike shox
Received a text message: "the beginning of 15:31 today, my wife begin to accompany someone else's husband to sleep!, I have a happy wait wash changing bath, no way his gun." Looked at Bestunderstand why, ye will be so cheap.Later, a look at the sender, lying Le a grass, a child is actually good news!
nike shox and laughing story 072
From : nike shox
Special thirsty, go to a canteen to buy a bottle of iced tea. Drinking found that half of the cottage has been drinking, did not say anything. A look at the cap, and come back a bottle. Immediately to the boss said the winner, to give a bottle. The boss is very calm and said, you take a closer look. I saw them, exercise, buy a bottle!
nike shox and laughing story 071
From: nike shox
Night, his wife called the husband snappily said: Hello! It is away from the service hotline. Mistake, press 1; divorce, press 2; want to hit the desk adapter for your 110. Wife angry and hung up the phone. The middle of the night her husband to go home found the door locked, to fight his wife's cell phone, his wife leave voice said: Hello! Is afraid Service Hotline, want to go home with knee kneeling washboard; want a divorce with his knee, kneeling nail plate; If you have discomfort, the help desk for your adapter 120.
nike shox and laughing story 070
From : nike shox
My husband and I were not married before, often filled with do not know, and then to occasional or strike up a conversation what. The most fun time, he was riding a motorcycle to the subway exit to pick me up, I pointedly asked: "Master, to the XX district, how much money?" (Our side there are a lot of motorcycle master by manned to make money), he said: not money, just let me kiss you enough. "I really kiss him, on his car. Engage in next mo master a perplexing! Added: "Little girl, do not be fooled ah!"
nike shox and laughing story 069
From: nike shox
My students, they have a pig is a pig, the pig is very capable and earn a lot of money to their home, but my students is one to eat well no matter matter Zhu Er, not enough to spend money, one o'clock job will not be dry. One day we are chatting in their yard, to an Aunt, holding a sow door said: Men domestic pigs with chanting. Students especially polite especially embarrassing answer: My dad was not at home!
nike shox and laughing story 068
From: nike shox
I am a colleague of mine gave birth to twins long like! Once she took the twins out to play, and happened to meet a good friend to take the kids out to play. The results of her friend's child is one to see the twins and asked: "Mom, two of them which is true?" (And later her mother to explain why the recent his son to see "Journey to the West")
nike shox and laughing story 067
From: nike shox
I have an island, when the signalman, in order to fill the empty hours, I booked a weekly newspaper. Every week to plan a one-hour boat postman put the newspaper delivered to my mind extremely happy! One day, the postman dropped the newspaper and left angrily. I immediately said to him: "The next trouble you smile for me, otherwise I revised daily!"
nike shox and laughing story 066
From: nike shox
Li recently occasionally heard the rumors of the elderly cheated, he thought of his mother because the mother is the most easy credulity. So, Mike hurries home to tell his mother to be careful a liar, And he do not worry, the mother said: "Otherwise, your passbook to me, save one day careless be deceived." Mother warily looked at the son, said: "to you? What is the difference between that and being people deceived?"
nike shox and laughing story 065
From: nike shox
Xinjiang and Henan car collision. Xinjiang people down looked at, I feel that the car not much said forget it. Henan smiled and said no problem, he pulled from the car took out a bottle of wine. Henan: Big Brother, the car no big problem, drink wine and guard against shock! Xinjiang took the drink a big mouth, handed Henan. Xinjiang: Big Brother, you have to point it. Henan: I am in no hurry, the police came after seeing me have another
nike shox and laughing story 064
From: nike shox
An MM in particular flat chest, afraid of the boyfriend despise their own, so it without telling her boyfriend. Finally, for the first time on the bed, turn out the light, got into bed. . When her boyfriend touched MM chest, her boyfriend said: "My dear, do not sleep on!"
nike shox and laughing story 063
From: nike shox
Xiao Ming the age of one, the first time he cried grandfather, so my grandfather died. Not long after he first cried her mother, so my mother died. Then he shouted father, so next to the king a carpenter died. A Tsinghua Dr. pointed out, the joke is a bug (bugs), shout grandfather should be the next king carpenter father died while the students pointed out that an Jiaotong University : mother of the carpenter next door to know that this is not a bug!
nike shox and laughing story 062
From: nike shox
Once I told my husband is a bus, I suddenly was very sudden, said: "Hey! Your wife?" My husband immediately take the hint, said: "business trip" I said: "just today my husband is not in walking,to me there! "Then we held hands to get off, next to an old woman, looking at our extreme surprise and contempt!
nike shox and laughing story 061
From: nike shox
A man, once he was about to have long admired girl, ready for her confession. Two sat a long time, he was finally told the girl: "Do you have a boyfriend?" Girl shyly replied: "no",his ecstasy: "Can you be my boyfriend?"
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