A thief to steal was arrested, the court he was charged.
The thief said to a judge: "Mr. Justice, I was forced competence of such a thing. Think about this:
I am hungry, could not find a little food, no one even decent clothes; no family, no friends, called me how to do it ... "
The judge said: "I am very touched by your statement, I sympathize with you in the next year, on behalf of my organization, to provide you with a shelter and the right amount of food, clothing, free of charge; you in this year , can get you all. "
The thief said to a judge: "Mr. Justice, I was forced competence of such a thing. Think about this:
I am hungry, could not find a little food, no one even decent clothes; no family, no friends, called me how to do it ... "
The judge said: "I am very touched by your statement, I sympathize with you in the next year, on behalf of my organization, to provide you with a shelter and the right amount of food, clothing, free of charge; you in this year , can get you all. "
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A blond breasts of a woman on the first class of the aircraft. The flight attendant told her: "The ticket is a common compartment, can not sit here." The woman said: "I am beautiful, I want to fly first class to Los Angeles and has been stressed that this sentence. Flight attendants can only be recruited team leader. The team leader ask what the situation, leaned over the beauty said: "First Class is less than Los Angeles!"
So the beauty immediately went to an ordinary cabin. The stewardess shocked! nike shox nike shox
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