2012年4月12日星期四

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A male singer to sing with emotion at the wedding "Mother," and singing down the ceremony, Taiwan and guests exchange. He came to the front of the old mother of one the vicissitudes type of fondly held her hand and sang: "No matter how far you go, no matter are you doing ..." cameraman found this emotional point, immediately move over the lens. At this time, I saw old mother a look of shame color, apologize male singer said: "Young man, I am sorry! Anjiu hundred dollars, with the ceremony."

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 A man walked into a hotel, to a large glass of beer. That cup with a handle, and he put on the cup, the mouth together on the rim of the handle side of the drink. The waiter looked surprised and asked: "Sir, why are you drinking?" "Handle this, when most people drink not his mouth to touch, so I would not have exposure to the pathogen." After a while, another man came in, also a glass of beer, he put on the cup to the mouth together with a handle on this side of the rim on the drink. The waiter laughed: "Sir, is afraid of infectious agents?" The man said: "No, I am ill, fear of infection to others."

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Home phone number of a man and a woman called Lucy's phone number is similar to the Lucy may be a pretty girl, night and day to call by name to find her. His repeatedly disturb troubles, finally come up with a trick to solve this trouble. As long as people call to find Lucy, before he changed impatiently replied: "You have the wrong number." Instead calmly said: "Sorry, she was taking a shower."

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A gentleman a cup of coffee, just drink two, it was found that only flies in the cup. "Hey, waiter," the gentleman cried: "coffee flies." "The Fly? It is absolutely impossible!" The waiter said: "To be honest to tell you, before you came, I put all the flies pick out it! "...

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An athlete in the practice of archery, accidental injury, spectators, athletes rushed over to apologize. The onlooker said: "This is not to blame you, blame me for the wrong place, I am standing in front of the Jian Bazi is not will not hurt?

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Raising a pig and a man, especially annoying it, want it to throw, but this pig knew the way home, throw a good many times are not successful.One day, the person driving abandoned pigs, the evening call to his wife asked: "No pigs owned by?" His wife said: "owned by men." The male is very angry, yelled: "Quick let it answer the phone, Ilost. "

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A man to see a psychiatrist: "I really can not stand! My wife cheated on me!" Psychiatrist:"Relax, specifically how to cheat on you?" Man: "She go to bars every night, almostall menare interested, I'm going mad! "psychiatrist:" Do not get too excited! tell me, where is this bar??