Couple the long marriage infertility examination and treatment for a long time were not effective. Therefore, they are very anxious. So a woman recommended by a friend of mine went to see a doctor. Soon, the woman was pregnant. Good news came that her husband was very happy, and his wife, said: "We finally have a baby, you're OK!" His wife heard replied: "not my line, is that doctors OK!"
2012年5月3日星期四
Man
Zidane: "You guess how to do?" Figo: "I get paid to his wife?" Zidane: "No, is kept to the bank." Figo: "This is a man." QiDardenne: "then the passbook to the wife."
accurate parts
wife: "The kids do not listen to live the fight, but you should not always twisting his ears." "Twist where?" The husband asked. "Spanking, that is a block dead meat." "You're stupid ass listen to someone?"
The repentance of the wedding night
Wedding night, the restless bride told the groom, her something to him to repent. The groom said: "Honey, does not matter, I know that you skip the strippers." The bride said: "But, I want to repent before the groom asked:" Do you say you ever indulgent, very self-love ? "the bride said:" Yes, I have not passed before the sex change operation .... "
Couple of different
A professor from the Laboratory of home, see the table decorated with a great bunch of flowers, he asked his wife: "What day is it today?" "Yeah? You forgot your wedding anniversary?"He listened, smiled:" So, thank you! to your wedding day, I also bought a big bouquet of flowers to congratulate you. "
Confused
Classic joke: confused husband: "you out, do not bring the bird uncanny Huagou go." Wife: "I think cute piece Huagou." Husband: "You must take it, want itas a comparison, showing your beauty? "wife:" you're confused, if you want it, I might as well take you out better! "
Buried resentment
The platform of the station, a couple are blaming each other. The husband looked at have been out of the second car to his wife: "all your fault! Either kept you dawdle, we might have to get on this train." "All your fault!" His wife retorted, "If you he kept persistently urge, we might have without having to spend a lot of time the next train. "
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